The Gabonese Pilot is back. That’s right. If you remember, he crashed into me on Valentine’s Day earlier this year.

He was determined to give me the best Valentine’s Day a lady can have.

But, we never hooked up.

He said he was looking all over the hotel for me. And I was looking for him. Then he disappeared and we have been texting and sexting ever since.

Okay. Full disclosure: I was put off because I found out he is married. And I told him I’m not interested in married gentlemen.

But, he kept texting – and I kept replying.

Then suddently his texts stopped. I actually had the nerve to get jealous. And then my computer crashed and I had to take it to get fixed. I went like a month without hearing a word. So, when I got my computer back I sent a Skype text asking why he was ignoring me. He Skyped back immediately saying he isn’t ignoring me. I told him good.

I missed his texts. I liked them. Then he told me he will be in Washington, D.C., and he plans to come visit.

I haven’t texted back…