I was going to call this post “That Time I Lost My Panties Having Sex on a Public Pier”, because that’s exactly what happened. But that title is way too long.
So … Have you ever done it in public? Talk about exciting! There’s nothing like some good, old-fashioned, almost-get-caught-in-the-act public sex, y’all!
Disclaimer: Just so we’re clear: I am NOT encouraging you to break the law. If you decide to have sex in public and get arrested, that’s on you. Don’t waste your one phone call on me, cuz I ain’t got no bail money, and I only wear handcuffs for fun. So before you catch a case gettin’ your freak on, carefully consider your surroundings. And for goodness sake, make sure ain’t no kids around!
That said, you really should give public sex a try. Honestly, I haven’t felt anything quite as thrilling as a thigh-quivering, spine-tingling orgasm in public. The earth didn’t just move, it fell off its axis!
And yes, I really did lose my panties.
Here’s what happened: I was with one of my favorite ex-boyfriends, Brandt*. After spending most of the evening shooting pool with his friends in a loud bar, we found the peace and quiet of his car refreshing. So we decided to just drive around and talk.
The conversation went from generic topics to sexy banter in no time. Soon we found ourselves at a riverside park, making out in the car like a couple of horny teenagers. Now it’s not as though I haven’t had my share of car sex through the years. But, as a member of the “grown and sexy” club, there are just some things I’m a little too old (and curvy) to do anymore.
When I first suggested we leave the car to take things further, I figured we’d find a nice grassy spot near some trees or bushes. Brandt had other ideas. Taking me by the hand, he led me to this long pier that led a few hundred feet out into the water. It’s a popular pier from which people fish or jump in the water to swim, etc. At night, the lights on the pier are lit, and they’re spaced every few feet apart along its length. But the spacing of the lampposts also creates pockets of shadows where, on a moonless night, it’s hard to see.
Luckily for us, it was a cloudy summer night, with the quarter moon only making intermittent appearances. Brandt led us to one of the shadowy spots near the far end of the pier. While there were no lights shining directly upon us, anyone looking hard enough could definitely see us.
I was eager, but a little nervous. My biggest concern was lying bare-assed on a dirty old pier. Fortunately, Brandt had grabbed a small blanket from his car, though. Don’t you just love a man who comes prepared?
With public sex, there really isn’t time for seductive undressing. Basically, you just get rid of any clothes that’ll get in the way. So that’s what we did, pretty much just taking off everything from the waist down. Very unromantic.
But as we positioned ourselves on the blanket, the thrill of what was about to happen got me excited again. The cool breeze from the river felt good in the humid air, tickling my skin. And even in the waning moonlight, Brandt’s chocolate, sculpted body looked amazing.
Brandt quickly took the lead and after kissing and stroking me a little, he headed downtown. The reason Brandt is one of my favorite exes is because dude could literally teach a Masters-level course on eating pussy. He’s so good, he probably has “superior pussy eating” listed on his Linkedin profile.
Usually, Brandt takes his time licking me and always makes me cum at least twice. But since we were outside on a public pier, we didn’t have that luxury. He went down there on a mission, aggressively taking command of my pleasure and had me writhing in no time.
You know how sound travels farther at night? Well, anyone on that end of the river certainly got an earful that night. I couldn’t help it! Brandt’s tongue was on fire! And lying there, half-naked and exposed was thrilling! So, yeah, I got loud.
But before I could cum, Brandt flipped us so that I was on top. Oh, what a glorious ride! The breeze, the lapping water beneath us, and the thrill of possibly being seen … it all added up to HOT! I rode that thick, throbbing dick of his hard and fast, and didn’t even try to stifle my screams and moans. And since Brandt is such a gentleman, he made sure I came before he did. But he was loud as hell, too.
I was so spent from my orgasm, I barely even noticed my scraped knees. If it had been possible, I would’ve fallen right to sleep. But, one major downfall to having public sex is that there’s no time to bask in the afterglow or cuddle. We had to hurry and get dressed before we got caught.
Only one problem: I couldn’t find my panties anywhere!
We were already pushing our luck, so I had no choice but to finish dressing without them. It wasn’t until we were leaving the pier that we noticed my panties floating in the water below us. Somehow, in the heat of passion, we’d knocked my panties right into the river! We laughed so hard, we could barely walk back to the car.
I realize how lucky Brandt and I were not to get caught. But that night it will go down as one of my best sex-capades, ever!
What about you? Have you ever done it in public? Do tell!
Photo Credit: beautifulinsideandout.1992.blogspot.com
*Brandt isn’t his government name, of course.
Sophia Ned-James is the pseudonym for a Metro Detroit-based freelance writer, blogger, and novelist. Committed to writing fantasy and erotica in ways which celebrate all women, Sophia seeks to provide a safe place for women to explore and own their sexuality without judgment or shame. To keep up with all of Sophia’s escapades, be sure to like her on Facebook at www.facebook.com/sophiasizzles and follow her on Twitter at @sophianedjames.